Me watching Kpop MVs -vs- Simon & Martina watching Kpop MVs
Me before watching Simon and Martina’s review:
“OMFG HAY GUISE! Did you see that dance when they—after they—and then they—asdfghjkqeowiruoiadsjlvkjvkjdnfsa.,jak SQUEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL”
“OMFG HAY GUISE! I jest liek practicully fainted when—oh god, I’ve been playing it on repeat for the last three days and this right now is my favorite part when he sings like—OMFG SO SEXAY HAAAY—SQUEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLL!”
Simon & Martina:
“LOL ENGRISH = KEEP IT ORGINARRR. So like, whoaaaaa, the lyrics are like metaphors amongst the alliteration, allusions, and similes along with the symbolical symbolicness of the symbolitiety of the symbolism.”
“LOL IT LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE MAKING PIZZA. So the dance move kinda plays into the whole metaphorical symbolism of subtle hinting, along with the other dance move that alludes to the symbolic metaphor of overt display…along with symbolism.
Me after watching Simon and Martina’s review:
