

Me before watching Simon and Martina’s review:

“OMFG HAY GUISE! Did you see that dance when they—after they—and then they—asdfghjkqeowiruoiadsjlvkjvkjdnfsa.,jak SQUEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL”

“OMFG HAY GUISE! I jest liek practicully fainted when—oh god, I’ve been playing it on repeat for the last three days and this right now is my favorite part when he sings like—OMFG SO SEXAY HAAAY—SQUEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLL!”
Simon & Martina:

“LOL ENGRISH = KEEP IT ORGINARRR. So like, whoaaaaa, the lyrics are like metaphors amongst the alliteration, allusions, and similes along with the symbolical symbolicness of the symbolitiety of the symbolism.”

“LOL IT LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE MAKING PIZZA. So the dance move kinda plays into the whole metaphorical symbolism of subtle hinting, along with the other dance move that alludes to the symbolic metaphor of overt display…along with symbolism.
Me after watching Simon and Martina’s review:

oh simon, ur so witty.
epic win man.epic win. haha
*밥 (bap)= rice | 비빔밥 (bibimbap)=mixed rice
B.A.P songs + remixed= mixed rice (비빔밥 bibimbap)*
Cue the pizza music.
FIRST YOU A-BEAT THE DOUGH. THEN YOU LET IT REST. THEN YOU BEAT THE DOUGH. THEN YOU A-PUT THE TOPPINGS-A. THEN (it’s complete) YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN. THEN YOU SERVE IT.
AGAIN! YOUBEATTHEDOUGHLETITRESTBEATTHEDOUGHPUTHETOPPINGSTOPPINGSTOPPINGSYOUSTICKITINTHEOVENANDTHENYOUSERVEIT.
U-KISS style.
(Source: e-e-e-everyday)
Some people can’t handle my swag ‘cause I’m all like…


And then they’re all like…


So when they try to stop me, I be all like…


And then they’re all like..

And on the outside, I’m all like…

But on the inside, I’m really like…
